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Post by figlet on Dec 13, 2018 1:29:37 GMT
Pretty good effort, that one.
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Post by prim on Dec 13, 2018 20:02:40 GMT
Post seen on Facebook:
"Santa has been reading your Facebook posts all year. Most of you are getting Bibles and Dictionaries"
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Post by pennybanger on Dec 13, 2018 22:35:06 GMT
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Post by prim on Dec 14, 2018 2:45:50 GMT
"Do not forget to get enough food for 27 days as the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas".
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Post by joono on Dec 14, 2018 2:48:16 GMT
 So true.
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Post by figlet on Dec 14, 2018 4:39:47 GMT
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Post by flashie on Dec 14, 2018 7:17:34 GMT
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a "weigh in a manger"
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe
What did the stamp say to the Christmas Card?
Stick with me.....we're going places
What squeaks and is scary?
The ghost of Christmouse past.
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Post by prim on Dec 14, 2018 7:18:53 GMT
xxxx
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Post by flashie on Dec 14, 2018 7:20:44 GMT
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 14, 2018 20:22:57 GMT
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Post by prim on Dec 14, 2018 21:46:03 GMT
xxx
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Post by figlet on Dec 14, 2018 23:45:53 GMT
Is it bad to laugh at that one, Prim.?  |
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Post by prim on Dec 15, 2018 0:37:57 GMT
Not if you have a warped sense of humour as I do :)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2018 5:23:23 GMT
i cracked up! i need to get that to facebook, lol!
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Post by flashie on Dec 15, 2018 6:59:18 GMT
One time Santa lost his underpants......
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless
Mary and Joseph................now they had a stable relationship.
What's Scrooges favourite Christmas game.
Mean-opoly
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the dough-man
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Post by flashie on Dec 15, 2018 7:01:07 GMT
Only in Australia.  |
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Post by pennybanger on Dec 15, 2018 7:05:32 GMT
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Post by flashie on Dec 15, 2018 7:13:22 GMT
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Post by flashie on Dec 16, 2018 0:10:06 GMT
And this is what Christmas is all about. Our second youngest grand daughter is just so excited every day.  |
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 16, 2018 0:34:34 GMT
Awwwwww.
Love her dress flashie. Did you make it, or where did she get it? My littlies would look gorgeous in ones like that.
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Post by pennybanger on Dec 16, 2018 1:37:15 GMT
Such a gorgeous little Christmas cherub, Flashie.  |
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Post by flashie on Dec 16, 2018 4:43:16 GMT
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 16, 2018 5:30:10 GMT
Thanks. I’ve probably left my run a bit late now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2018 20:38:47 GMT
what a cutie! thank you for sharing!
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 17, 2018 23:30:28 GMT
I know most of you don’t follow footy but this is funny. Boofheads 😂
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Post by joono on Dec 18, 2018 1:36:41 GMT
Hahahaha that was very good Kay!
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Post by flashie on Dec 20, 2018 1:44:41 GMT
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? the elf-abetHow do elves greet each other? Its a small world, isn't itWhat kid of music do elves like best? wrap music.How do you describe a rich elf? WelfyWhat do reindeers play in their stalls? Stable tennis.This gave me a laugh..............I have some terrible picture of our children with Santa. au.yahoo.com/lifestyle/funniest-santa-pics-2018-slideshow-wp-054407896.html |
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Post by joono on Dec 20, 2018 2:24:51 GMT
I love this one.  I was at the shopping centre on the weekend and some parents were trying to make their little boy go and sit with Santa. The kid was screaming I did laugh but at the same time I was thinking just take him away, he's terrified.
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 20, 2018 5:45:03 GMT
Our grandsons Santa photo from last year is of a very defiant looking 2 year old standing next to an child size plastic chair (he didn’t want to sit on that either) with a very dejected looking Santa in the background. It’s absolutly hilarious 🤣
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