joono
Posts: 5,480
Interests: Brussel sprouts, alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts
|
Post by joono on Nov 26, 2018 0:46:40 GMT
Because they were two deer.  |
|
|
|
Post by pennybanger on Nov 26, 2018 1:12:27 GMT
|
|
kayoneuu1
Posts: 4,170
Interests: golf; grandkids; travel; food; sauvignon blanc; pinot gris ......
|
Post by kayoneuu1 on Nov 26, 2018 1:13:57 GMT
Who saved Santa the job of creating a naughty list?
Ashley Madison
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
What’s a mathematician’s favourite Christmas snack?
A mince pi
|
|
|
|
Post by figlet on Nov 26, 2018 1:23:11 GMT
What do reindeers have on their Christmas trees?
Horn-amentsThis one especially makes me 
|
|
kayoneuu1
Posts: 4,170
Interests: golf; grandkids; travel; food; sauvignon blanc; pinot gris ......
|
Post by kayoneuu1 on Nov 26, 2018 1:38:37 GMT
|
|
joono
Posts: 5,480
Interests: Brussel sprouts, alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts
|
Post by joono on Nov 26, 2018 1:47:29 GMT
That was beautiful Kay  |
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Nov 26, 2018 23:09:31 GMT
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
How do snowmen get around?
The ride an icicle.
How does a snowman lose weight?
He stands near a radiator
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes
Flashie did this to us most Christmas.
|
|
|
|
Post by pennybanger on Nov 27, 2018 0:16:36 GMT
Hahaha. Love it!
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Nov 27, 2018 6:49:59 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Nov 27, 2018 22:10:40 GMT
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drumsticks
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
Who does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even
|
|
joono
Posts: 5,480
Interests: Brussel sprouts, alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts
|
Post by joono on Nov 28, 2018 0:19:48 GMT
 Deep pan crisp and even
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Nov 28, 2018 0:53:13 GMT
I liked that one too Joono.
|
|
kayoneuu1
Posts: 4,170
Interests: golf; grandkids; travel; food; sauvignon blanc; pinot gris ......
|
Post by kayoneuu1 on Nov 28, 2018 2:23:30 GMT
There's an app for that. I mucked around with it last year. You can make your own movies with it. It's called FxGuru: Movie FX Director. I'm not sure if it available online.
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Nov 28, 2018 6:54:33 GMT
Our grand daughters will be doing the elf on a shelf again this year.
I wish I could show you some of the pictures..................but best not to post them on here.
|
|
|
|
Post by figlet on Nov 28, 2018 7:08:59 GMT
I bought an Elf on the Shelf soft toy last year in Myer in the after Christmas sales . It was about 70% off. He's just going to sit on a shelf (top of bookcase).. no wandering around the house for him. |
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Nov 28, 2018 22:50:16 GMT
How many letters are there in the Christmas Alphabet?
25.....There's no L
What carol is sung in the desert?
O Camel Ye Faithful
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells
What do wild animals sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells, Jungle all the way
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Nov 28, 2018 22:53:29 GMT
Something relaxing to watch.
|
|
|
|
Post by rebelater on Nov 29, 2018 6:49:58 GMT
don't know if kayone's logged in,
m'self, i'd like to build one o' these.
|
|
joono
Posts: 5,480
Interests: Brussel sprouts, alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts
|
Post by joono on Nov 29, 2018 9:50:48 GMT
What a great idea this is. I just saw it on the news.Food bank WA are stocking 36 IGA stores with empty cereal boxes which will cost $5. It's to raise money to help feed needy families over Christmas. OUTSIDE THE BOX
The West Australian29 Nov 2018
Hungry Puffs.
Starting on Monday, 36 IGA stores in WA will begin selling a new line of cereal that has more goodness in every box than any other you’ve ever tried.
Hungry Puffs will retail for $5, which may seem a little steep considering the box itself is empty.
The goodness, you see, comes from where your $5 will go — to Foodbank WA, where it will be used to provide 10 meals for West Aussie kids in need this festive season.
Visit hungrypuffs.com for more.I don't shop at IGA but if I'm ever near one I'll pop in a buy a pack. I think it's just WA.  |
|
joono
Posts: 5,480
Interests: Brussel sprouts, alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts
|
Post by joono on Nov 29, 2018 9:54:37 GMT
That picture is odd. On the box the bowl is empty and the boy is sad but when I copy it there is cereal in the bowl and he's happy.
|
|
kayoneuu1
Posts: 4,170
Interests: golf; grandkids; travel; food; sauvignon blanc; pinot gris ......
|
Post by kayoneuu1 on Nov 29, 2018 21:48:02 GMT
That is very cool. Both the LEGO tree and the cereal. Thanks
|
|
joono
Posts: 5,480
Interests: Brussel sprouts, alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts
|
Post by joono on Dec 2, 2018 1:34:44 GMT
The tree is up. Phew, no dramas this year. These are my three latest Christmas decorations for this year. This one is the swarovski 2018 star. It's really pretty but it doesn't really stand out on the tree unless the lights are twinkling.  This is the cute little caravan with a tree on top  And this to me is just adorable. A little mouse sledding on a leaf.  |
|
|
|
Post by figlet on Dec 2, 2018 1:49:24 GMT
Loverly . Nice to see the special ones ..the ones in the stores now are fairly generic (or a bit weird). |
|
|
|
Post by figlet on Dec 2, 2018 9:45:29 GMT
What do you get when you eat your Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Dec 4, 2018 0:15:18 GMT
Why are Christmas Tress so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you.
What is green covered in tinsel....and goes ribbit ribbit?
Mistle-toad
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Dec 4, 2018 0:18:59 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Dec 4, 2018 23:26:21 GMT
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
Why dont you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private 'elf care'
What is Santa afraid of?
The Elf and Safety Officer
How do you know if Santa has been in your garden shed?
You have three extra hoes
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Dec 4, 2018 23:29:27 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by flashie on Dec 4, 2018 23:31:24 GMT
|
|
joono
Posts: 5,480
Interests: Brussel sprouts, alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts
|
Post by joono on Dec 5, 2018 0:01:41 GMT
It took me a while but Hoe Hoe Hoe |
|
