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Post by figlet on Jun 28, 2018 7:29:33 GMT
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Post by dawn on Jun 28, 2018 12:35:58 GMT
Continued
Sticky: she rigged the points system as well. She only gave me 10 points for Thailand.
Irish: I should have 1700 points. 100 for each o' dem fireplaces. True dat!
Bwren: I still don't have any likes or points. It's rigged for sure. Everyone likes me, right?
Gracie: I like you Bwren.
Kate: I like you Bwren.
Jiz: linkToPattingOnTheHeadVideo
Cujo: I would toss you around and stomp on you.
Bwren: (((everyone))) what can I do to get points?
Sweets: hahahaha I get points some times for any thing I don't know hahahaha points have rubbed off on me hahahaha
LoveT: I don't fckn care about any fckn points. Wtf? Who the fck do they fckn think they are to hand out fckn points and fckn likes
Sticky: I got 20 points for Penny is a slut
Bwren: it's not fair Maggie got points because her cat is a slut.
Sweets: hahahaha figgy has a beige cat hahahaha
Cujo: when I was a kid I stomped on cats faces so my mommy would spank me
Irish: that's sexy. You're very masculine when it comes to stomping. I'm having a hard time deciding between you and Jiz. How many fireplaces does your moms house have?
Lp: JHC SMFH TAC lushie
Irish: I can't toss a coin LP. I need fireplaces.
Jiz: my sis has fireplace. Can't get to it tho cuz my junk
In front of it.
Sweets: I have fire place hahahaha I bet figgy has a beige fire place hahahaha she ob sessed with every one here hahahaha
Sundance: I'm fatigued with figfarts summaries and immaturity tier. I can't endure countenance upon that black hole for additional passage. My druthers would be to immolate myself than to ponder another parlance uttered by the matron. I'm going to start another thread about it right now.
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Post by Carmella on Jun 28, 2018 12:42:17 GMT
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Post by deb on Jun 28, 2018 13:03:45 GMT
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Post by pennybanger on Jun 28, 2018 13:07:41 GMT
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Post by joono on Jun 28, 2018 13:28:07 GMT
Oh my flipping god Dawn. I can actually see them playing their parts  |
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Post by dawn on Jun 28, 2018 14:21:51 GMT
And.... recently overheard ~ "Are cookies normal on a web page?" By Jiz I'm not sure what a cookie is. It's hard to run this board. Any takers? Yw: 3 posts a day are interesting. I post to myself, interesting, but I am wondering why? Perhaps Shyne id has the answer? Sundance: Joe, did you ask Olasdirt? Gracie: that's what I would do. Ask olas! Jiz: noone nose what cookie is? Kate: hubs loves krispy kraut kookies. Gracie: like the cookies in the holograph? Kate: no holographic cookie has been proven Annk: cookies are yummy cookie.gif Sundance: why are you throwing cookies in Kate's face? Cujo: cookies should drive 80 mph into a bridge abutment. Gracie: shut up Sundance you don't know jack shit about cookies!! Fuck off bitch! Sweets: hahahahaha gee figgy have a beige cook ies hahahaha she has no Life hahahaha nev er knows any one to had no cook ies be fore hahahaha Irish: I have 17 cookies Sticky: cookies are sluts! Medusa: ** egulch ate a cookie ** Jiz: www.cookiemonster.com |
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Post by lyn on Jun 28, 2018 22:26:35 GMT
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Post by maggiemay on Jun 28, 2018 23:10:59 GMT
Dawn, you are getting better with each instalment.....love the sundance long paragraph with newly discovered big words  |
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Post by pepe on Jun 28, 2018 23:25:19 GMT
ahaha these are great!!!  |
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Post by deb on Jun 29, 2018 0:46:12 GMT
haha spot on Dawn!
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Post by joono on Jun 29, 2018 0:48:24 GMT
800 points Dawn
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Post by figlet on Jun 29, 2018 1:26:52 GMT
😂..already laughing after the first line then get to a LToad ranty one and laugh even harder at those.
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Post by flashie on Jun 29, 2018 2:34:43 GMT
Dawn................
SPOT ON
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Post by Carmella on Jun 29, 2018 4:10:17 GMT
love it dawn if you could make it a nightly story.
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Post by maggiemay on Jun 29, 2018 6:41:48 GMT
you'll get chocolate, Dawn
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Post by avatarcat on Jun 29, 2018 7:38:05 GMT
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Post by duffy on Jun 29, 2018 9:46:20 GMT
We need to crowd fund and get Dawn to Oz. lol.
We can all share her.
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Post by duffy on Jun 29, 2018 9:47:58 GMT
Bwren, what can I do to get points. lmao
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Post by Carmella on Jun 29, 2018 9:57:02 GMT
i am sooo looking forward to the next episode it will be a doozy. lol.
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Post by dawn on Jun 29, 2018 10:24:23 GMT
~Overheard ~ "Wondering? Who is BRB69?" by YW Interesting. I thought I was the # & letter IDs. That is not my ID. Perhaps the mods can answer? Kate: it's me lol thought of it while I was picking peas out of hubs split pea soup Gracie: I don't think so Kate . That's me. Brennie: it's not me. I'm kissycat, sweetpuppy, softbunny, yummygummybears and tinysnowflakes. Joz: www.splitpersonalities.comSweets: gee figgy has no life hahahaha al ways talk ing a bout us hahahaha Gracie: why are you fibbing Kate? Are you still mad about the krispy kraut kookies? Kate: lol I don't care about the kkk Gracie: I studied the kkk for 3 days Kate. I know what I'm talking about. I'm going to post on politics at RU and prove it. The Americans there are mostly kkk types. I will fit in. Just waiting for Irish to give me permission. Kate: lol you're right Gracie lol that's not my ID. Lol I have so many I forgot lol. Sweets: Kate is cor rect it her I gotten screanie of it 02 July 16 DameEddna: it's me, Kate lol Jiz: this board weren't open in 2002 how u get screen shoot sweets? Shining2: thi$ thread hoot reminder of Froce Tabay when we rufs the schra lololololol Sundance: expressions of emence graptitude for this thread yw. You ask the enduring questions. |
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Post by lyn on Jun 29, 2018 10:42:07 GMT
Wipes snot and tears  |
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Post by pennybanger on Jun 29, 2018 10:50:36 GMT
OMG !!! 
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Post by pepe on Jun 29, 2018 11:00:23 GMT
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Post by figlet on Jun 29, 2018 11:05:42 GMT
  picking peas out of hubs split pea soup :clap
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Post by dawn on Jun 29, 2018 11:07:29 GMT
So... I was thinking that coming soon to a theater near me- someone is going to say something similar to:
"Dawn, you're the same horrible troll doing parodies like you did 10 years ago".
My rebuttal:
No. It's different because I'm the author of these parodies and satire.
I'm not hiding behind fake IDs.
I'm taking responsibility for what I compose.
I'm not leaving people wondering who secretly wrote that about them.
I'm not using vulgar language or embarrassing people with PI. (I don't even care about the PI of others).
I'm not allowing others to be blamed for what I write (I used to do that a lot).
Am I a troll? Maybe. Probably.
But I haven't been evil and cruel.
I'm definitely not the troll I was.
Overheard to be continued, tomorrow, hopefully. 🤔😛
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Post by Carmella on Jun 29, 2018 11:11:01 GMT
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Post by Carmella on Jun 29, 2018 11:11:26 GMT
Dawn you are brilliant
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Post by pepe on Jun 29, 2018 11:15:51 GMT
dawn ignore the crap - you are hilarious - you are taking the piss out of people without being cruel and nasty.
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