kayoneuu1
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jun 29, 2018 11:34:59 GMT
I was about to quote my favourite bits but realised that would be the entire piece ๐
Bravo dawn ๐๐ bravo ๐๐ ๐๐
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 21:43:41 GMT
absolutely LOVE the shining2 line, lol!
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Post by duffy on Jun 29, 2018 22:26:46 GMT
Hahaha
Too many faves to quote too lol
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Post by avatarcat on Jun 29, 2018 23:59:31 GMT
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joono
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Post by joono on Jun 30, 2018 0:32:09 GMT
These parodies are so good that it's hard to tell which board you are on. Brilliant Dawn.
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Post by lyn on Jun 30, 2018 5:46:27 GMT
I'm not hiding behind fake IDs.and that's why you are such a likeable rogue
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Post by dawn on Jul 4, 2018 13:24:33 GMT
~overheard ~
"No more Figfart. End of Discussion, Figfluff Finale Finally Finalized.." By Sundance In a nutshell, I'm done with her summaries. To recap, I'm over the buffoonery of summarizing. In breviloquince, I am ignoring her but will respond to each and every post she makes. I will point out her flummoxedness. I will start five more threads about her and then I'm done.
Jiz: I have her ignore. Medusa is hot smart chick. Told me ignore before now listen I do to her. Listen to me now or hear me later.
Lassie: I thought that you thought that I was hot and smart?
Sweets: hahahaha she posts the same thing all the time hahahaha she posts the same thing all the time hahahaha she posts the same thing all the time hahahaha
Toady: fckn btch needs a fckn fck if you fckn know what I fckn mean fckn fckr is a fckn fck fckn fckr fck fck if you fckn ask fckn me ffs
Jiz: 3 years lassie u promise make 2 meat w me what gives
Lassie: get me the info on the microwave and I will consider flying you on my big old jet airliner.
Jiz: link to song by Steve miller band
Lassie: link to song by by Aretha Franklin
Jiz: link to unknown song by unknown band
Cujo: link to feel included
Sticky: Thailand
Medusa: *egulch made a tote in the shape of Thailand *
Brennie: please pay attention to me
Jiz: show ur pic and u can suck my dick
Lp: I'd hit that
Sundance: I'm tired of seeing the disrespectful words towards women.
Jiz: most women need a cock in their pie hole.
Cujo: they need their faces stomped!
Sweets: hahahaha gee figgy has no life hahahaha
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joono
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Post by joono on Jul 4, 2018 14:41:25 GMT
Dawn, you get better every time. Your LT cracks me up almost as much as she does.
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Post by Carmella on Jul 4, 2018 21:33:45 GMT
makes note. not to read dawns overheard while having a drink.
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Post by figlet on Jul 4, 2018 22:32:25 GMT
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
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Post by pepe on Jul 4, 2018 23:31:46 GMT
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deb
Keating recalling Morrison passing around coal in QT calls him "รค fossil in a baseball cap""
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Post by deb on Jul 4, 2018 23:58:45 GMT
Hahaha.. You have them down to a "T" Dawn I wonder if they ever read back over their own posts I'm guessing they don't.
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Post by avatarcat on Jul 5, 2018 1:00:32 GMT
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Post by madara on Jul 5, 2018 6:03:38 GMT
these are fantastic Dawn .
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 5, 2018 6:47:31 GMT
You should write TV scripts Dawn. As Joono said, you just get better and better.
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Post by avatarcat on Jul 5, 2018 7:09:54 GMT
You definitely have a talent, Dawn.
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Post by dawn on Jul 5, 2018 12:21:27 GMT
~overheard~ "Dawn with the figfarts" by Alba_Sockski She has farted with 72 Ids. Brennie: me thinks she is you Sundance: your a stute, brennie. My innate knowledge leads me to the precipents that this is incandescently Figlet or dawn. Toady: fckn of fckn course its fckn Dawn who the fck does she fckn think she fckn fooling fckn fckr or its fckn figfcknlet Gracie: it's not Dawn. No doubt Dawn's husband left me after 9 years of devoted marriage. I mean her husband left her. With 3 kids and no money in my bank account I mean her bank account. After a night of my nagging I mean her nagging he got up and left me I mean he left her. Jiz: it's not EDITED BY JIZ Gracie: Hey what's with the outting Joe? Jiz:EDITED BY JIZ Gracie: EDITED BY JIZ Jiz: it's gone Gracie no worries Gracie: thanks Sweets: dddawn was ok til rub suck off it on her hahahaha Cujo: the fat slob is a libtard and all libtards need to be a nigh hillated. Cujo: ecxept u Jiz Jiz: www.dontkillme.comCujo: you keep you're mouth shut so your knot an nazi Jiz: I ain't no nazi my yank fren Cujo: keep the pro choice shit to urself & we fine Jiz: yes master I will obey Brennie: joe are you gonna ban Dawn? She was mean to me. Sundance: me too Joe. She's a vile and disgusting bitch and I won't stay here if she isn't ostrich sized immediantly. Jiz: she not here no worries Annk: catsnotworriedgif
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
Posts: 4,067
Interests: Small semi controlled explosions
Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
Current Mood: tickettyboo thank ya very much
Sex: ummmmaaarrrrr thats ruuude!
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Post by pepe on Jul 5, 2018 12:31:04 GMT
love it!!
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Post by dawn on Jul 5, 2018 12:49:02 GMT
~overheard~ "Dawn with the figfarts" by Alba_Sockski She has farted with 72 Ids. Brennie: me thinks she is you Sundance: your a stute, brennie. My innate knowledge leads me to the precipents that this is incandescently Figlet or dawn. Toady: fckn of fckn course its fckn Dawn who the fck does she fckn think she fckn fooling fckn fckr or its fckn figfcknlet Gracie: it's not Dawn. No doubt Dawn's husband left me after 9 years of devoted marriage. I mean her husband left her. With 3 kids and no money in my bank account I mean her bank account. After a night of my nagging I mean her nagging he got up and left me I mean he left her. Jiz: it's not EDITED BY JIZ Gracie: Hey what's with the outting Joe? Jiz:EDITED BY JIZ Gracie: EDITED BY JIZ Jiz: it's gone Gracie no worries Gracie: thanks Sweets: dddawn was ok til rub suck off it on her hahahaha Cujo: the fat slob is a libtard and all libtards need to be a nigh hillated. Cujo: ecxept u Jiz Jiz: www.dontkillme.comCujo: you keep you're mouth shut so your knot an nazi Jiz: I ain't no nazi my yank fren Cujo: keep the pro choice shit to urself & we fine Jiz: yes master I will obey Brennie: joe are you gonna ban Dawn? She was mean to me. Sundance: me too Joe. She's a vile and disgusting bitch and I won't stay here if she isn't ostrich sized immediantly. Jiz: she not here no worries Annk: catsnotworriedgif Continued (grrrrrr Pepe lol) Sundance: is she banned or not joe? Brennie: I can't forget the horrible things she said about me. Sundance: what did she say? I have all of them on ignore. Brennie: I can't be bothered to find the posts but they were horrible!!! Sundance: ban her joe! Brennie: ban her! Jiz: alba isn't dawn Gracie: I don't think it's her. Kate: I don't think it's me? Dave๐: I thought we banned the bitches! Jiz: no worries evry1 let it go Www.frozenvideolinkblahblahblahBrennie: is alba one of us ๐ค Sundance: it's pressposteruous to ponder it would be one of us Gracie: who the fuck do you think you are, you stupid bitch Sundance, to accuse me of being alba and fooling everyone, and all the while using run on sentences? You don't know anything. You jump into a thread half assed and tell people your above it all but your a idiot who knows nothing about anything and I can prove I have more run on sentences than anyone here YOU STUPID FUCKING bitch now go cry that I was mean to you and we can act like this didn't happen in two weeks. TheShining: omfg I can't b3live foglet sheo to the vewson n the 4 is dues very short
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Post by dawn on Jul 5, 2018 12:52:18 GMT
And now I am going on hiatus ๐... for a few days at least.
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Post by figlet on Jul 5, 2018 13:09:34 GMT
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joono
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Post by joono on Jul 5, 2018 13:48:34 GMT
Annk: catsnotworriedgif Dawn, just brilliant. I know we can't expect you to come up with this stuff every day, but you do it so well. It's uncanny how you got to know them so well in such a short time relatively speaking.
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Post by dawn on Jul 5, 2018 14:17:27 GMT
Uncanny? Nah... it's completely canny. I've read the same stuff for a year now.
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Post by Carmella on Jul 5, 2018 21:18:19 GMT
love it dawn. just Gold!
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kayoneuu1
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jul 5, 2018 22:19:18 GMT
you need the bit where they were all saying they have everyone on ignore so sweets helpfully recounted each and every post for them
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Post by maggiemay on Jul 5, 2018 22:25:36 GMT
brilliant as usual, Dawn....have a listen in the HH (which isn't) one day
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Post by avatarcat on Jul 6, 2018 0:17:18 GMT
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deb
Keating recalling Morrison passing around coal in QT calls him "รค fossil in a baseball cap""
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Post by deb on Jul 6, 2018 0:54:01 GMT
LOL Dawn
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 6, 2018 4:42:17 GMT
And now I am going on hiatus ๐... for a few days at least. Just as well! It's gonna take me at least that long just to recover from "ostrich sized.
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Post by lyn on Jul 6, 2018 8:44:50 GMT
these are fantastic Dawn . i don't like to comment on posters pics , but she's a tad generic .. whats that old les patterson line ? 'plain as an arrowroot biscuit ' and Dawn
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