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Post by pennybanger on Jun 15, 2018 6:32:49 GMT
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Post by figlet on Jun 15, 2018 7:14:10 GMT
- a cross poster
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Post by madara on Jun 15, 2018 7:53:22 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 19:56:56 GMT
dawn, you're gonna make me choke on my ginger ale!!!
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Post by deb on Jun 15, 2018 22:28:35 GMT
I just love these Dawn and you're a star
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Post by dawn on Jun 16, 2018 7:57:52 GMT
This next skit is a little different than "overheard". The idea came to me when J told J to check his pm.
This is called "Hacking PMs".
To: Joz From: Jimmy Subject: yo bro, how it go?
Jimmy: dude what up man, bro
Joz: chillaxing man
Jimmy: was they're really a bulge in your briefs pic, dude?
Joz: yeah man it was hugh.
Jimmy: how big?
Joz: big enuff 2 make happy lady
Jimmy: send me ur pic I send mine
Joz: kewl < insert pic >
Jimmy: here mine < insert pic > what u doin 2day?
Joz: my bitch sister says I gotta clean room or get job
Jimmy: jobs sux I make more $ begging on the corner then I did @ mcD & dont hafta where uninform.
Joz: ben makin $ on trikes made $5 yesterday sis still not happy
Jimmy: my mom rags on my dirty room & porn mags til I show her the $ I made w my new sign ' will wrk 4fud' Jimmy: got her 2 cry yesterday and do my laundry lol
Joz: kewl sis won't do my laundry unless I take out underwhere . Gotta b the bulge lol.
Jimmy: lol so what up w u and Irish? Thought we had a deal?
Joz: yeh we flirty. I no logigicalistics put u & Irish 2gether & me w Grace but dude she got 17 fireplaces
Jimmy: she closer 2 me u never will get 2 USA stick w grace. Irish is hot looks like Megan markles
Joz: I saw the pic yeh I cleaned my screen
Jimmy: ok so we cool then try 2 not be in2 Irish 2 much
Joz: yeh we kewl
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Post by avatarcat on Jun 16, 2018 8:05:20 GMT
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Post by dawn on Jun 16, 2018 8:09:05 GMT
~ Hacking PMs ~
To: Shyne From: Bwren Subject: Something needs to be done
Bwren: Shyne help me now this is an emergency!!
Shyne: you've sent 48 messages to me today, what can the emergency possibly be?
Bwren: they were mean again to me just now
Shyne: we go over this several times a day. It's a forum for fighting. Have you considered my suggestion about posting on friendlier forums?
Bwren: look Shyne, I sat on my hands for 6 minutes. I can't continue to do so. I refuse to do so!!
(2 minutes pass)
Bwren: just delete me from your forum. Bwren: I respectfully request you delete me Bwren: delete me now or I will go to Moldman Bwren: I will go to tapatalk Bwren: delete me now!!!!!
(23 minutes pass)
Bwren: thanks a lot Shyne I just got into it with Maggie and the others. They are really mean to me. I don't think you understand. If you can't delete me I will keep fighting with them.
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Post by maggiemay on Jun 16, 2018 8:16:50 GMT
perfect, Dawn
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Post by joono on Jun 16, 2018 8:19:47 GMT
I chuckled through all of that. You're so good at this Dawn.
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Post by figlet on Jun 16, 2018 8:22:42 GMT
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Post by deb on Jun 16, 2018 8:23:29 GMT
Lol Dawn.. wondering here why on earth joz would claim Joono said what he said? Does he believe what he says? I don't
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Post by joono on Jun 16, 2018 8:46:10 GMT
In his dreams, Deb.
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Post by deb on Jun 16, 2018 8:50:10 GMT
Lol Joono, it must be
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Post by pennybanger on Jun 16, 2018 8:50:58 GMT
Who needs telly when ya got Dawn. "Days Of The (not so) Bold or Beautiful"
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Post by dawn on Jun 16, 2018 9:04:17 GMT
Ha! It was a lead-in to this:
~overheard~
"Just Wondering" by yw18 Do the @ TT mods see that this mentally disturbed individdle has openly admitted to hacking private messages? Link to : Dawn's overheard thread on GP
Jimmy: that scumbag has gone two far. I see she hacked in too my account.
Lp: JHC SMFH
Jimmy: that's right LP the bitch posted PMs between Joz and I self. I can't find them in my history, tho.
Bwren: how did she hack a mod? Or did she just hack me? I looked through all my messages. I can't tell if my pm to Shyne was last year or today? 🤔
Joz: how she get that PMs? I aided mallwar on my commuter. I knew the like button abusing was a tipp off the eyes berg.
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Post by pepe on Jun 16, 2018 9:11:38 GMT
hahaha gold!!!!!
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Post by dawn on Jun 16, 2018 9:15:57 GMT
The short thread above will be continued ~
😂
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Post by figlet on Jun 16, 2018 9:17:15 GMT
So funny..
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Post by joono on Jun 16, 2018 10:27:53 GMT
He may have malware scanner but Joz' solution to keeping his board ad free is to install popup blocker and ad blocker. Not allowed on any forum host of course, but meh.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2018 17:13:10 GMT
i have decided to nominate joz and jimmy as candidates for queer eye. any other suggestions?
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Post by pennybanger on Jun 17, 2018 2:35:28 GMT
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Post by figlet on Jun 27, 2018 11:41:25 GMT
Bump😀
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Post by lyn on Jun 27, 2018 22:24:14 GMT
OMG thanks for the bump figgy I have pains from laughing Brilliant Dawn keep up the good work. Bwren: she lied about me stuffing gummy candy in my nose.
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Post by Carmella on Jun 27, 2018 23:52:10 GMT
This is hysterical . just Gold.
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Post by flashie on Jun 28, 2018 0:12:50 GMT
Not only is it hilariously funny ............it must have got up the Jozo's noses.
There is zero comments from them..........and we all know how they go on and on and on and on about anything we say.
Lyin is still doing twitter stuff 10 years later.
I like your quick wit Dawn.
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Post by pepe on Jun 28, 2018 0:52:28 GMT
oh i thought there was a new instalment bummer
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Post by figlet on Jun 28, 2018 0:55:41 GMT
Sweetas... Twitter /decade ago. good material there
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Post by joono on Jun 28, 2018 1:05:57 GMT
Don't forget the stupid Steve Irwin photo that she's practically begging people to post.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2018 3:23:34 GMT
our dawn, she needs to write a sitcom based solely on " overheard", there could be a JILLION narrators! and a jillion settings too! but the first season would HAVE to be about the jozos, lol!
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