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Post by pennybanger on Jul 2, 2018 3:28:50 GMT
The original saying comes from Hamlet: 'hoist with his own petard' (blown up by his own bomb)
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Post by pepe on Jul 2, 2018 3:55:56 GMT
i prefer to think of it as some obscure body part ...
he was so angry he walked right up to his rival and poked him - right in the petard!!!
he slipped as he was scaling the fence and was left dangling by the skin of his petard...
she was skipping along merrily when she tripped on a loose stone and landed heavily - she was fine apart from a graze on her knee and slight bruising to the petard....
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Post by joono on Jul 2, 2018 4:06:35 GMT
Slipping on the wharf and getting a splinter right in the petard.
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Post by joono on Jul 2, 2018 4:15:11 GMT
Hung by your own petard like a pinata at a birthday party.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2018 4:17:04 GMT
you people are SO WEIRD! i love that!
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Post by pepe on Jul 2, 2018 4:24:30 GMT
just go like this *makes wiping motion* you have a sesame seed stuck on your petard
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Post by pepe on Jul 2, 2018 4:44:54 GMT
off you go to bed and don't forget to brush your petard first....
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Post by Clarabelle on Jul 2, 2018 5:06:11 GMT
weirdos
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Post by Clarabelle on Jul 2, 2018 5:07:49 GMT
just go like this *makes wiping motion* you have a sesame seed stuck on your petard
Back away from my besesamed petard woman!
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 2, 2018 5:09:58 GMT
I remember someone (might even have been LD) once wrote a snarky post on CS about spreading your petard everywhere. She thought it meant something quite different.
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Post by pepe on Jul 2, 2018 5:14:17 GMT
i shall flick you on the petard!
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Post by maggiemay on Jul 2, 2018 5:36:04 GMT
I remember someone (might even have been LD) once wrote a snarky post on CS about spreading your petard everywhere. She thought it meant something quite different. pleanty of it too, Penny
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jul 2, 2018 5:36:29 GMT
Well Doc, it started in my petard .....
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Post by maggiemay on Jul 2, 2018 5:38:05 GMT
you should have washed it first, Kay
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jul 2, 2018 5:39:37 GMT
Once a petard always a petard
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Post by avatarcat on Jul 2, 2018 5:50:35 GMT
Don't put your petards all in one basket.
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Post by pepe on Jul 2, 2018 5:58:53 GMT
a petard in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jul 2, 2018 6:04:30 GMT
Petards, petards everywhere but not a one to hoist
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Post by deb on Jul 2, 2018 6:23:17 GMT
I remember someone (might even have been LD) once wrote a snarky post on CS about spreading your petard everywhere. She thought it meant something quite different. LOL it was LD and she used to say it often
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Post by joono on Jul 2, 2018 6:45:39 GMT
Do you prefer to wear your petard curly or straight?
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 2, 2018 7:31:49 GMT
Well done, Maggie! I thought it was her. She must keep her brains in her petard.
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Post by figlet on Jul 2, 2018 9:07:37 GMT
It's good there's plenty of petard to go around.
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Post by dawn on Jul 2, 2018 9:23:02 GMT
I developed a bad case of petard when I wore a used leotard I bought on eBay.
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Post by dawn on Jul 2, 2018 9:24:20 GMT
I guess you could say I was foisted by someone else's leotard.
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Post by joono on Jul 2, 2018 9:59:59 GMT
This thread is a bit petarded. The headings and links at the top are squished together on my screen.
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Post by pepe on Jul 2, 2018 10:15:24 GMT
yeah they are squished on mine too - i need to work out how to fix that
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