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Post by pepe on Jun 22, 2018 8:19:54 GMT
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Post by Carmella on Jun 22, 2018 8:37:38 GMT
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Post by pennybanger on Jun 22, 2018 8:40:02 GMT
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Post by avatarcat on Jun 23, 2018 1:47:04 GMT
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Post by pennybanger on Jun 23, 2018 2:21:33 GMT
FLEAS
Adam Had 'em.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2018 5:12:19 GMT
summer in kansas. it sucks alot. big time.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2018 5:13:29 GMT
chit.i don't think i haiku'd correctly. oh well, it's still true.
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Post by noidrhoid on Jun 24, 2018 5:56:04 GMT
Apparently bad Haiku is in. So cool.
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jun 24, 2018 6:19:50 GMT
Himself received a book for Christmas called One Hundred Great Books in Haiku by David Bader
Lord of the Flies William Golding
‘Kill him! Spill his blood!’ Marooned lads hold savage rites. Choirboys learn to prey.
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jun 24, 2018 6:22:21 GMT
Moby-Dick Herman Melville
Vengeance! Black blood! Aye! Doubloons to him that harpoons the Greenpeace dinghy.
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jun 24, 2018 6:24:16 GMT
Little Women Louisa May Alcott
Snowdrops hang like tears. Shy, sweet, saintly Beth has died. One down, three to go.
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Post by pennybanger on Jun 24, 2018 7:02:53 GMT
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Post by avatarcat on Jun 24, 2018 7:19:38 GMT
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Post by Carmella on Jun 24, 2018 7:22:47 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2018 16:31:49 GMT
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Post by noidrhoid on Jun 25, 2018 5:46:34 GMT
I HAZ BAD ass haiku ye know so much LUV
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2018 17:26:35 GMT
hey lloyd, do you remember who it was that used to write the limericks on the [] years ago? was that zoy, maybe? i remember them from the purple socks thread.
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Post by dawn on Jun 30, 2018 2:46:48 GMT
Didn't BertramB have the purple socks avi?
I don't remember zoy posting limericks. Fun fact: zoy and I left the internet on the same day.
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
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Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
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Sex: ummmmaaarrrrr thats ruuude!
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Post by pepe on Jun 30, 2018 3:36:33 GMT
my winter haiku brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
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Post by pennybanger on Jun 30, 2018 4:33:11 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 19:30:45 GMT
yup, bertie had purple and red striped socks, if i remember right. haven't seen her in a long time, i hope she's okay... i think the actual name of the thread was what color are your socks, but EVERYBODY had a pair of purple socks, and that stuck in my head, lol! it wasn't zoy that posted the limericks, i want to say the lady's name was terri, but i can NOT remember her ID! and i don't see the thread in the archives as of yet. i liked zoy, although i know alot of people didn't. but then, i like bldg too, and lots don't. dawn, do you remember fungo, with the fat guy in the red speedo avi? i miss him! we were talking about him on FB the other day, he was appointed an honorary pirate on the miscfit board, lol!
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Jul 1, 2018 1:38:52 GMT
my winter haiku brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr I think I can put that into a limerick brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
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Post by avatarcat on Jul 1, 2018 1:43:17 GMT
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
Posts: 4,084
Interests: Small semi controlled explosions
Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
Current Mood: tickettyboo thank ya very much
Sex: ummmmaaarrrrr thats ruuude!
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Post by pepe on Jul 1, 2018 2:25:10 GMT
my winter haiku brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr I think I can put that into a limerick brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr you plagiarised my haiku!!!!
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 1, 2018 4:56:35 GMT
Iambic pentameter: brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrrbrrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrrbrrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrrbrrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrrbrrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr Think Shakespeare "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more."
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 1, 2018 5:01:36 GMT
Trochaic meter is harder to write: brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
Think Hiawatha: Hidden in the alder bushes, There he waited till the deer came.
(That is tetrameter though, only four beats to the line)
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Post by noidrhoid on Jul 1, 2018 7:09:08 GMT
Somehow
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 9, 2018 9:14:09 GMT
Farewell to our Grace, She's gone from this place, She tried to be smart But it all fell apart She thought she was tough But the mods saw her off There's a scream as she's banished away.
Now she's languishing in time-out She must serve her little crime out But we hope the mods will never Let her languish there forever. For her friends are grieving sorely And they're feeling very poorly And they hope the mods take pity when they read this little ditty
Oh, farewell, naughty Grace, When you're back in this place, Reflect on your sin And if you want to win. Please take this advice And just try to play nice Or you'll scream as you're banished away.
(with apologies to the author of the Auntie Jack song.)
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Post by joono on Jul 9, 2018 9:40:56 GMT
I was already reading that to the tune of Auntie Jack before I got to the end
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