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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 22, 2021 22:10:57 GMT
[copied from Twitter posts by Gabrielle Blair @designmom]
When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there’s nothing that will stop them from defending their family, my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible. Do you remember Naaman? He was a great military leader, and he also had leprosy.
The prophet told him to bathe in the Jordan River 7 times to be cured. He refused. In fact he was pissed off the cure was so simple. So his servants said: If he’d asked you to do some great thing, you would have done it, but you’re not willing to go bathe in the water?
That’s like men bragging about how they’re ready and willing to protect their family. They're picturing doing *some great thing*, but protecting your family is almost always much more mundane.
A few conversations with God to illustrate:
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kayoneuu1
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 22, 2021 22:11:10 GMT
Conversation #1:
Man: Hey God, I just want you to know I am committed to protecting my family at all costs.
God: Gosh, that’s great to hear.
One of the main things I need you to do to protect your family is laundry. Tons of laundry. You know kids...
— they’re so susceptible to infections and viruses. Pinworms, athlete’s foot, lice, strep throat, colds and flues. Pneumonia and diarrhoea are *serious killers* of children under five. The list is endless. So you’re going to need to do laundry pretty much daily.
Launder their socks & underwear, their sheets. Put their sneakers through the wash. I can’t emphasise this enough: protecting your family involves a lot of laundry.
Man: Oh. Um.
I was thinking more along the lines of a masked intruder with a gun at 2 AM raping my family.
God: First of all, stop fantasising about your family being raped.
Second, do you know the stats on break-ins? The vast majority happen when no one is home, and only a small percentage are armed. Home alarms and dogs reduce the risk even more.
Even if you do end up being the rare house with an armed-break-in-while-home, you want to shoot someone for over your TV? Isn't that a ridiculous overreaction?
You’re not in the mob. I assure you there’s a slim-to-none chance you’ll need to defend your family at gun point.
If you really want to protect your family, laundry is where I need you to focus.
Man: But. But. I
I bought all these guns. And ammunition. And I’m telling you, if anyone threatens my family, I’ll be ready.
God: Is there anything you’re willing to do to protect your family that’s not the plot of an action/thriller?
Man:
God:
Man:
God: Sigh.
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kayoneuu1
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 22, 2021 22:12:00 GMT
Conversation #2:
God: I’d like you to protect your family.
Man: You bet. I’m ready. If anyone touches my kids, they are dead meat.
God. Okay. Well, to protect your family, the thing I need you to do is teach thorough hand-washing.
Basically, you’ll need to carefully wash your kids’ hands several times a day until they’re old enough to do it themselves. At that point you’ll need to supervise the hand-washing for several years until you know they’ve mastered it.
And from then on, you just need to spend another ten years asking them to wash their hands multiple times a day — before school, after school, before meals, after toilet breaks, etc.. Cool?
Man: Well. Um.
Is there an assignment that’s more related to guns?
God: Nope. The main thing is hand-washing.
Having guns in the house actually puts your kids in harm’s way. Surely, as a protective parent, you’ve read about the dangers of keeping and storing guns at home?
Man:
God: Let me guess. If I need someone to dig a hole on an asteroid, plant a bomb in the hole to blow up the asteroid, in order to save the Earth, you’ll be first in line.
Man: HECK YES
God:
Man:
God: Helpful.
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kayoneuu1
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 22, 2021 22:12:32 GMT
Conversation #3:
Man: I’m ready to defend my family!! My guns and ammunition are stocked.
God: So glad to hear you’re ready to defend your family. Here’s the key thing I need you to do: Never drink alcohol again.
Man: Wait. What?
God: Well I’m sure you know motor vehicle accidents and gun accidents are top killers of children. And mixing alcohol with driving or guns makes them far riskier. If you’ve been drinking, there’s a higher likelihood you’ll drive drunk, lose your temper and hurt the kids...
... or just be irresponsible with your gun. So if you want to protect your family, I would recommend giving up alcohol as a good way to start.
Man:
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Man: Can’t I just shoot some bad guys?
God: So then, NOT actually interested in protecting your family.
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 22, 2021 22:13:03 GMT
Conversation #4:
God: Are you ready and willing to protect your family?
Man: YES. Come at me. My house is fully armed and I keep a handgun under the passenger seat. I am READY.
God: Oh. Well. The thing I need you to do is feed your kids plenty of healthy food.
Do the grocery shopping. Plans the meals. Stock the fridge. Cook dinner. And of course, do the dishes and keep the kitchen clean because you don’t want harmful bacteria taking over.
Man: But. I mean. I don’t even know how to cook.
God: How did you learn about your weapons?
Man: Youtube.
God: Are there cooking videos on Youtube?
Man:
[End of conversations]
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 22, 2021 22:13:43 GMT
And, finally.
I'm often told that men have instincts to protect their family and how Protector is their natural role.
I think the case can be more easily made that men have zero natural instincts to protect their family.
If such an instinct had evolved, why wouldn't men check back with any woman they’d had sex with, to see if they'd caused a pregnancy?
How can we say men have an instinct to protect their family when there are children the world over with fathers who have no idea they exist?
It’s much easier to argue that mothers have a strong instinct to protect their families. Mothers still do the bulk (by far the bulk) of the parenting. Which means mothers do the real things that actually protect their kids every day all day long.
Men demanding guns for their role as protector-of-the-family are full of it. They are only willing to protect in make-believe instances that are never likely to happen. When asked to *actually* protect their family, by doing something like laundry, they can’t be bothered.
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Post by Clarabelle on Dec 22, 2021 23:50:06 GMT
Great read.
I wonder how many males would read all of those, or stop after the first one.
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Post by dalt on Dec 23, 2021 0:10:02 GMT
This isn't 1721- or whatever year when guns were needed to protect one's family. In the year 2021, the best way to protect your family, is to teach them how to balance a check book, and imprinting- through actions- that helping others will help themselves.
Buy that Starbuck's coffee, but don't forget to leave a tip for the barista.
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Post by dalt on Dec 23, 2021 0:29:11 GMT
An appreciation of another's efforts can mean the world to another. Simple things- like doing the laundry- or leaving a 30% tip for the waitress/waiter who screwed up my order.
The person might just be having a bad day.
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Post by dalt on Dec 23, 2021 0:49:52 GMT
I like tipping the person at the McDonald's drive-thru window. They're as much appreciated as the person in the Starbuck's window.
Why do we feel obligated to tip some- but not others?
A smile- and appreciation for the efforts of those who make my life easier... they'll likely continue to make my life easy when I show them a little appreciation.
Complicated stuff- hoping everyone has a great Holiday Season! Cheers!
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Post by goblins on Dec 23, 2021 1:11:53 GMT
Look to the animals. The majority of females in the animal world are better at protecting their young. Mother lions fight to the death to protect their cubs FROM fathers who will kill and eat a rival's offspring. A little extreme, I know.  Women of the human race are better at protecting their kids. Especially if she is pissed off. |
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kayoneuu1
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Post by kayoneuu1 on Dec 23, 2021 1:25:01 GMT
We, by and large, don’t have a tradition of tipping here in Australia. Workers are (supposedly) paid a living wage and don’t generally expect a tip. Wait staff and other hospo workers will often be left a tip (depending on the type of establishment) but that’s about it.
Australians overseas often struggle with the concept of universal tipping
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