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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 15:21:16 GMT
He entered mildew’s butt with his schnoz
Lassie laughed out with glee,
While Crapsie cried out “look at me!”
So MemeQ submitted memes with no cause.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 15:25:41 GMT
They told me this is where the mentally ill hang out. Hey, can I join your club?
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 15:26:04 GMT
In Texas there is a horny old bitch,
Who is willing to have Cybersex with any old witch
She finally found cydoniaquest,
So now she must move further out west.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 15:28:42 GMT
That doesn't rhyme.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 15:29:55 GMT
The iambic pentameter is off.
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 15:32:47 GMT
Are you really so bored that you have to be here?
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 15:33:45 GMT
Shouldn’t you be at a my pillow rally?
Or making millions with your day trading?
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 15:34:42 GMT
Or having cyber sex with Crapsie ? What’s going on here Cy?
Did she dump you? Is that why you’re so desperate for attention that you will come here?
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 15:36:35 GMT
I’m sorry that she dumped you. I’m sorry you’re so desperate for attention right now that you would come to this board where you are not liked.
For what it’s worth you’re not the first guy that she has done like that. I’ve seen her do it to at least a dozen men -mostly they were married.
Ask her about the times that she begged for FLP to send her dick pics and he would only send her a picture of a Coke can.
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 15:38:33 GMT
Remember that I have known Crapsie for 20 years. You’ve known her for what now, one year at best?
Little miss Elvira dancing shoes.
I’ve seen her in action for 20 years. You are totally out of your league.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 15:47:34 GMT
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 15:55:39 GMT
Dawn, have you had your Covid shots yet? You should be careful with those. Obese people are vulnerable.
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 16:41:08 GMT
I haven’t had a Covid shot.
Not only am I obese, I peddle dildos, I make tote bags, I teach to Canadians and I look like Ben Franklin.
I live in a beige house with dirty kitty litter, I have a lazy crazy eye, a microwave on my porch and a dirty light switch.
I was a butcher and I once went up against my back fence.
Does that cover everything?
But I’ve never been delusional and thought that Trump was my savior and that the my pillow guy was going to lead me along the path of my delusions.
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Post by goblins on Jun 17, 2021 16:43:24 GMT
Dawn, have you had your Covid shots yet? You should be careful with those. Obese people are vulnerable. Speaking of shots, have you had your rabies shot? Painful way to go out. Brain inflammation, snappiny, biting, foaming at the mouth. Oh, wait........... |
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 16:57:02 GMT
I totally forgot that I sniffed drugs from a carpet, worked at an ice cream factory, hoarded, had 17 fireplaces, 3000 dollar cushions for my deck furniture and owned the P Mansion.
My son is gay and I made cakes that looked liked breasts.
My husband left me for a Thai girl, I had my teeth done in Thailand, I saved a baby named Angus from heat stroke and I lived in Finland while worshipping peace.
I think that covers everything including the obesity.
Wait! I live in a trailer in TN and you can look it up on the TN tax accessor website!
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 17:02:55 GMT
Did you mention your cats and your living room covered in cat urine and feces?  |
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 17:06:06 GMT
I have 18 cats that pee and poop on my beige carpet.
They look like cactus shapes and sometimes-dildos.
One time the poop looked like Ben Franklin. Twice the poop looked like tote bags.
Not once has the poop looked like cakes.
17 times the poop looked like fireplaces. So I scooped them up and put them on my 3k outdoor cushions before I got on my personal jet.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 17:29:42 GMT
I figured as much. There had to be cats and tons of crap involved.
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 17:30:44 GMT
All the cat poo is beige. And shaped like cactus. I shove it into tote bags and sell it at dildo conventions.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 17:31:41 GMT
You don't have to over sell it. I believe you already.
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 17:37:05 GMT
I’m putting my 17 fireplaces into my private jet right now. I’ve asked Sven the butler to load up the $3000 cushions. Do you want me to pick you up? Should we go to Thailand?
We should probably pick up baby Angus on the way.
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 17:47:20 GMT
There once was a floozy name Crapsie
Who begged men to enter her flapsie
Please, Cy-Moldy-and Poz!
I’m just like the wizard of Oz!
But don’t cry when you realize it’s a trapsie!
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 17:53:05 GMT
There once was a malcontent called Moldy,
Who longed for the days of oldy.
When blacks would be a slave,
That’s why he’s a knave
And Trump lost no matter who toldy.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 17:59:38 GMT
Something tells me that obese crazy cat lady living in a trailer full of crap, is a more accurate depiction of reality than the private jet.
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 18:00:06 GMT
There was a girl with iambic talent
Who knew limericks with a valiant
She put Cy in his place
While he slobbered his own face
Now cats are peeing on beige cactus tote bags from Thailand on 3k cushions pushed by Ben Franklin dildo peddlers.
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 18:01:04 GMT
Something tells me that obese crazy cat lady living in a trailer full of crap, is a more accurate depiction of reality than the private jet. I have a jet and 17 fireplaces in my house. I will not purchase any cushion for my outdoor furniture unless it’s more than $3000. |
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 18:01:24 GMT
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 18:02:10 GMT
Want to buy a used dildo? I have one from Thailand. Baby Angus gave it to me.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Jun 17, 2021 18:02:44 GMT
Something tells me that obese crazy cat lady living in a trailer full of crap, is a more accurate depiction of reality than the private jet. I have a jet and 17 fireplaces in my house. I will not purchase any cushion for my outdoor furniture unless it’s more than $3000. You try too hard. You already had me at obese crazy cat lady living in a trailer full of crap. |
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Post by dawn on Jun 17, 2021 18:04:45 GMT
There was a C theorist named Cydonia, Who killed his own board- you knowya! He came over to here For attention and smear But Trump still lost and my pillow guy is a loser, too. |
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