Pictures and Stuff from the Interwebs

You just don't understand hamster compassion. That hamster is feeling secure and cared for....He only looks strangled because his cheeks are full from being well fed. This is the right way to treat a hamster.

Trump doesn't want war.....

I'll take your word for it, but your fingers seem a bit tight.

I can remember sleeping in an air-raid shelter at the bottom of our garden.

Ok, now that is really funny!

I never know what the hell Boris Johnson is talking about either

I love listening to the SNP in the UK P:arliament.. I also love the UK speaker of the house

I love the speaker too Deb. It's like watching a UK sit com. He is resigning too unfortunately.

It's worth watching the UK Parliament just to see him in action Joono... he's very entertaining.. it's a shame he's going

I saw this on Facebook today.................made me chuckle.


RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to KMart.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse..

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local KMart:

Dear Mrs. Warren,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Warren, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1.15 June. He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking..

2. 2 July: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. 19 July: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5.4 August: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layby.

6.14 August : Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. 15 August : Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. 23 August: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' The Paramedics were called.

9.. 4 September: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. 10 September: While handling knives in the camping department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. 3 October : Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. 6 October: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. 12 October : Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. 21 October: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he fell into a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. 23 October: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks vomitted and fainted out.

Daisy is so cute. Only in America.

Trump is the greatest president evah!