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Post by dawn on Jan 18, 2019 10:51:24 GMT
(For killing time)
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Post by dawn on Jan 18, 2019 11:03:47 GMT
~Overheard~
"Chai Knees Zopiac what youre sine?" By Sweaty Im year of Pathetic Parrot hahahahaj gee figgy has no life hahahahaj 'The Pathetic Parrot relishes perverse dialogue and is known for being repetitive, annoying and obnoxious' Suggested profession: Mime, sewer cleaner
Brenchilada: I am year of the Dim Simian. 'Highly confrontational and combative, Dim Sims find it difficult to accept responsibility for their actions and experience great joy when making others miserable' Suggested profession: Drama Queen, snitch
I disagree, I think my sign should be year of the Scape Goat. People are mean to me for no reason and blame things on me.
Jizzard: am year of Copy Cat 'Unoriginal and slow witted, the Copy Cat is the most creepy of the zodiac.' Suggested profession: None, likely to leach off family and government
Katrw: I'm the year of the Boorish Boar 'Socially awkward, these attention seekers are prone to duplicity and refuse to bathe.' Suggested profession: Fish stick defroster
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
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Post by pepe on Jan 18, 2019 11:22:46 GMT
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deb
Keating recalling Morrison passing around coal in QT calls him "รค fossil in a baseball cap""
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Post by deb on Jan 18, 2019 11:27:18 GMT
LOL
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Post by dawn on Jan 18, 2019 11:30:57 GMT
~Overheard~
"Fencing" - by Ankle Ever try it? Is good exorcism? Epee.gif
Sweaty: duffy likes it hahahahaj
Grrrrrr: She's spent millions of dollars paying men to say Hello to her by the fence at the back of her garden. Her rose bushes are withered now. I hope her 351 children are happy, not knowing which rose bush is theirs.
Sticky: Thailand cactus litter box. She's sick.
Mr Fish: Karen. Stringers. Am I relevant? Do you like me? Notice me! I am here!!!
Brenchilada: I reported all of her posts before I was banned unfairly.
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Post by figlet on Jan 18, 2019 11:34:49 GMT
NAILED IT, Dawn
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Post by dawn on Jan 18, 2019 11:59:35 GMT
~Overheard~
"Bath Towels" - by Katrw Every six months I wash my bath towels and today is the day. I hung them to dry on the line so they will smell fresh. They are a beautiful mauve color. I purchased them from Elvis Presley.
Jizzard: sound like u deserf something special 4 ur hard work sumptin special sumptin good sumptin that not hard to swaller
Katrw: lol jizzard yes I do. Hubs is taking me for my yearly washing as a "thank you" for all my hard work.
Sweaty: i bett figgy halve biege towells hahahahaj she upsessed With me for thrill stupid women hahahahaj
Brenchilada: they can't stop talking about us. Every thread is about us. Thankfully the mods removed my membership like I asked them to.
Sweaty: figgy has no life hahahahaj
Brenchilada: She should be banned. They banned me over a dot.
Jizzard: mod no fair brench they bias
Brenchilada: I'm just glad I deleted my membership by choice.
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
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Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
Current Mood: tickettyboo thank ya very much
Sex: ummmmaaarrrrr thats ruuude!
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Post by pepe on Jan 18, 2019 12:04:06 GMT
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Post by figlet on Jan 18, 2019 12:40:33 GMT
Accurate (and very funny) assessment of 'the dopes'.
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Post by dawn on Jan 18, 2019 14:39:28 GMT
~Overheard~
"i wanna rap! all the wimmens i no" - by Jizzard all the wimmens i no wood luv my rap music. i got good lyrics, make ladys luv being rapped, they wood beg for moar. { Link to rap music video }
Brenchilada: you bring tears to my eyes ๐ ๐ฎโค๏ธ Gimme my own rap song!
Sticky: make a cactus rap song
Grrrrr: I ๐ค You jizzard! If you had a helicopter I would want you to rap (song) me all night long.
Jizzard: i fantastise about rapping all the lady's hear
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Post by maggiemay on Jan 18, 2019 22:09:30 GMT
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
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Post by pepe on Jan 18, 2019 22:24:41 GMT
some people think rapping is normal but reality is only those who never have any hope of a consensual duet would think that way
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deb
Keating recalling Morrison passing around coal in QT calls him "รค fossil in a baseball cap""
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Post by deb on Jan 18, 2019 23:21:23 GMT
Brenchilada: I'm just glad I deleted my membership by choice.
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Post by avatarcat on Jan 19, 2019 1:26:20 GMT
Brilliant, Dawn!
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Post by figlet on Jan 19, 2019 3:21:12 GMT
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Post by dawn on Jan 19, 2019 9:10:23 GMT
~Overheard~
"Parody Shmarody" ~ by Grrrrrrrr I promise you mine will be better than Prawns. Prawn-I'm perverted and live on a lawn. Figfart- I'm stupid and a tart. Derb- I'm boring and flerb Pewpew- I play with doodoo Maggie- I'm saggy and naggy. Penny- I'm a henny Loono- I sing the same tune, oh.
Brenchilada: you are so funny! I'm relieved Jizzard banned them all.
Katrw: ๐ Grrrrrr!
Jizzard: they all need a good hard *boiled egg* and a *clean sock shoved on their foot*.
Brenchilada: you make my eyes water! I wish they were here so you could ban them again.
Jizzard: i betcha most of dem ain't seen a sock in 10 years < Link to obscure irrelevant video >
Ankle: I have pink sock lots of people in Norwegia have socks to kept foot warm when colds out
Sweaty: I use to like pink socks un til they joined the sockits and gotten mean
Brenchilada: who is pink socks? I'll report them and get them banned.
Katrw: Is pink socks one of my IDs?
Sweaty: Im think ing of the ink Spots they was poplar when i was in hischool
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
Posts: 4,084
Interests: Small semi controlled explosions
Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
Current Mood: tickettyboo thank ya very much
Sex: ummmmaaarrrrr thats ruuude!
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Post by pepe on Jan 19, 2019 10:28:24 GMT
Jizzard: they all need a good hard *boiled egg* and a *clean sock shoved on their foot*.
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Post by dawn on Jan 19, 2019 11:06:17 GMT
~Overheard~
"adds on tappaslawk" by Sweaty does every buddy here get add popped ups like I do? the commin one i get is for baby prom outfits hahahahaj i must search baby prom to much hahahahaj they cute when babies have prom nite
Sticky: I keep getting ads for cacti and men's disposable undergarments.
Katrw: mine are for butchers blocks and cutlery ๐
Brenchilada: my ads are for trade schools. "You, too, can become a reporter!" I wonder if I would be a good newscaster. ๐ค๐ค I really like reporting.
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Post by avatarcat on Jan 19, 2019 23:45:42 GMT
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Post by pennybanger on Jan 20, 2019 2:30:54 GMT
@ Brenchilada: my ads are for trade schools. "You, too, can become a reporter!" I wonder if I would be a good newscaster. ๐ค๐ค I really like reporting.
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Post by figlet on Jan 20, 2019 2:42:12 GMT
BReporter's part is double the ๐
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Post by dawn on Jan 20, 2019 11:09:11 GMT
~Overheard~
"What sort of sick mind does this?" - by Katrw Just read this from the sicko. "I had a dog that damaged my sheets, one time he almost strangled himself on the washing line. I tied a pair of nylon stockings around his neck until he was near suffocation, but not quite LOL. Then I left him unattended for several hours. He had no water and was almost unable to breathe. Even if he had water, he wouldn't have been able to drink it with the stockings wrapped around his neck so tightly. I don't think he was likely to jump the fence and hang himself. He wasn't going to actually die. It was very G rated. Not any worse than old yeller being shot in the face in a G rated Disney movie."
Sweaty: deadprawn should be on registered pure bread dog off Enders Liszt
Brenchilada: omg she abuses dogs with sheets and stockings!
Jizzard: deadprawn needs a good hard boiled hot dog 100% beef wi no nitrates served on a hotdog bun w mustard and catch up, placed gentlelee down her throat
Brenchilada: lol Jizzard you make my eyes water. I've reported deadprawn to every board, even the ones she doesn't post on. She hasn't posted in 10 seconds, let's cross our paws.
Grrrrr: The dog training suggestion in the op that Katrw posted was my post. Have something to say, Katrw? Is this another attack about German Shepherd biscuits and treats?
Brenchilada: Great training idea, Grrrrrr! I love it!
Sweaty: your a genus Grrrrr i bet dog lernd qwik. Hahahahahaj
Ankle: I like the Norwegia elkhound but fur too much might dirty get sometimes
Brenchilada: Grrrrrrr, you should write a dog training book.
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Post by joono on Jan 20, 2019 12:54:31 GMT
I went to crossroads and read that and it made me so angry. I think she should be reported to tapatalk for animal cruelty. It doesn't matter if it's removed from crossroads, she nearly killed a dog as punishment for jumping at her washing. What kind of a sick person does that? Revolting woman. www.tapatalk.com/groups/joepublicforum/bedlinen-t3027.html
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Post by dawn on Jan 20, 2019 14:09:06 GMT
If it were me that had done something so cruel to a dog... The outrage would last a month. Brenchie would report me six ways to Sunday.
My dogs wag their tails if you raise a hand to them. They have no idea what it means to be hit------ or nearly strangled as punishment.
They've never had their noses rubbed in anything. I believe in reward based training. When you punish a dog you end up with a frightened dog.
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Post by dawn on Jan 20, 2019 14:19:28 GMT
All the bizarre rants Cujo has made about my dogs urinating and defecating in my house... Where does he get that? I've never posted anything remotely like that. I think Timber has had two thunder (fear) related incidents in 10 years.
Like I say, I reward-train. My dogs would rather die than poop/pee where they live, eat and sleep. Like most dogs.
I can't imagine what Cujo has done to his pets to make them regress to feral behavior (like he exhibits).
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Post by flashie on Jan 20, 2019 21:49:38 GMT
I went to crossroads and read that and it made me so angry. I think she should be reported to tapatalk for animal cruelty. It doesn't matter if it's removed from crossroads, she nearly killed a dog as punishment for jumping at her washing. What kind of a sick person does that? Revolting woman. www.tapatalk.com/groups/joepublicforum/bedlinen-t3027.htmlI read that. She had thee cheek to say I mistreated Indie because she flew down to the table to nibble on a dessert bowl before we knew she could fly. How on earth could someone do that to a dog and think it is OK. Poor dog.................how cruel. I hope she had a better method of teaching her children.
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Post by maggiemay on Jan 20, 2019 21:56:07 GMT
could be another fairy story from gracist to get attention.....she is a needy person
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Post by flashie on Jan 20, 2019 22:03:51 GMT
That's true Maggie..............she is attention needy.............all the Jozo's are....................but I read some truth in her post.
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
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Post by pepe on Jan 20, 2019 22:20:58 GMT
i think its probably true - she is horrible enough to think that is acceptable - but also smart enough to realise posting it would steal the limelight from kate.
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Post by avatarcat on Jan 21, 2019 0:21:59 GMT
What a cruel thing to do to a dog but not at all surprising. I remember on CS, she posted how her husband set off fireworks every new year's eve to upset the dogs and neighbours. She is an ignorant little bogan.
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