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Post by pennybanger on Sept 22, 2018 10:15:20 GMT
Dawn wrote:
Ok.
Are y'all ready for this?
< cue 🎶 >
My plan was to ask questions and then answer for myself. Kinda like a compatibility test.
(do you cook a lot? Wash clothes a lot? Etc.)
When I got to the "what are your hobbies" question (because let's face it, I don't want a drummer or cat breeder living here).... and it was my turn to respond, I mentioned internet forums.
(C'mon it is a quiet hobby!)
I laughed as I explained what it means, then decided I should follow the advice given to me on the first page- I showed them a page of posts.
They read for a minute or three, handed my phone back to me, and with a look of sheer dismay- they said to me:
"You are a disgusting and vile pig. I've never read such demeaning words said to other people, especially women.
You are mentally ill and belong in an institution, if not, prison.
I want to pour bleach on your phone after reading that filth.
I don't believe you have a room to rent, much less that you own your own house. You seem the type to be living in your parent's dark and dank basement. "
They got up to leave (we met at McD) and I was stunned. I just sat there.
They turned back before walking out the door and shouted, "And what type of sicko chooses Stickit as their user ID?? Loser!".
Oh well. I would have went after them and explained that I post as originaldwtw, but they seemed a bit of a neat freak and I'm sure vacuuming would wake me up whilst I'm trying to sleep. The dogs shedding would annoy them, too.
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Post by lyn on Sept 22, 2018 10:15:58 GMT
September 15th, 2018, 7:26 pm #63
Ok.
Are y'all ready for this?
< cue 🎶 >
My plan was to ask questions and then answer for myself. Kinda like a compatibility test.
(do you cook a lot? Wash clothes a lot? Etc.)
When I got to the "what are your hobbies" question (because let's face it, I don't want a drummer or cat breeder living here).... and it was my turn to respond, I mentioned internet forums.
(C'mon it is a quiet hobby!)
I laughed as I explained what it means, then decided I should follow the advice given to me on the first page- I showed them a page of posts.
They read for a minute or three, handed my phone back to me, and with a look of sheer dismay- they said to me:
"You are a disgusting and vile pig. I've never read such demeaning words said to other people, especially women.
You are mentally ill and belong in an institution, if not, prison.
I want to pour bleach on your phone after reading that filth.
I don't believe you have a room to rent, much less that you own your own house. You seem the type to be living in your parent's dark and dank basement. "
They got up to leave (we met at McD) and I was stunned. I just sat there.
They turned back before walking out the door and shouted, "And what type of sicko chooses Stickit as their user ID?? Loser!".
Oh well. I would have went after them and explained that I post as originaldwtw, but they seemed a bit of a neat freak and I'm sure vacuuming would wake me up whilst I'm trying to sleep. The dogs shedding would annoy them, too.
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Post by pennybanger on Sept 22, 2018 10:33:19 GMT
Hahaha Snap, Lyn. It was worth posting twice though.
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Post by duffy on Sept 22, 2018 10:39:15 GMT
LOL I missed that at the DH.  |
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Post by dawn on Sept 22, 2018 11:08:12 GMT
I could see it happening 😬
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2018 19:09:12 GMT
thank you ladies! i fell out laughing when i read it! |
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Post by dawn on Oct 2, 2018 8:37:08 GMT
~overheard~ "Attention Pepe & Co" by Brenchilada I'm not going to let your gang harass me. It ends today. You have the mods in your pockets. They have ignored all my requests to have my name removed. They don't see your veiled threats to expose my PI, but I do. Now I am going to expose all of you for the google cache hackers that you are. What most folks don't realise is that you're constantly posting my name, hidden in sentences to intimidate me. "I will not", "I will later" etc etc etc But now the lol cat is out of the bag! My name is Wilma Flinstone. My address is 1313 Stony Road, Town of Bedrock, PreH Earth 0001-00 My phone number is 555-0012 I have a daughter named Pebbles, my ex is named Fred. My BFF and neighbor is Betty Rubble. Her husband is Barney. They have a son named Bamm Bamm. My ex works at the local quarry with Barney. Their boss is Mr Slate. Betty and I are both SAHMs. I drive a sedan with a rag top. I shop at the Water Buffalo Quick & Go. Don't bother to stalk me to get my picture. I'm posting it now. Turns out I'm not frumpy or fat and I have nice feet. Attachment Deleted(to be continued) |
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Post by pepe on Oct 2, 2018 8:39:50 GMT
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Post by avatarcat on Oct 2, 2018 22:56:48 GMT
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Post by Carmella on Oct 2, 2018 23:00:11 GMT
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Post by lyn on Oct 2, 2018 23:08:56 GMT
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Post by figlet on Oct 3, 2018 2:08:56 GMT
I attend a medical clinic at xxxx, shopping centre.
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Post by dawn on Oct 3, 2018 9:32:48 GMT
~overheard~
"Bwrennie what happened to your thread" by Grrracie
What happened? I used my lurking ID and I can't see it?
Jiz: moderation sucks! need me to go to supoart bored 4 youse?
Brenchilada: thanks Jiz but no. I reported my thread, all of its posts and three other threads. I reported all the suckits posts from all threads and I reported the mods to TT.
Sundance: you're a fucking legend
Brenchilada: they went too far when they posted my picture
Grrracie: I thought you posted your picture?
Brenchilada: same difference, Grrracie. That's why I reported the thread. They can't get away with it. Now all my PI is out there and they all saved it. I will hear about it for the next 10 years.
Jiz: sucks the suckits did that to you Brennie. I didn't see the thread but they half know write to poast ur PI and pic like that.
Yweirdo: report them for what they did to you and perhaps at Shyne ID can explain why they weren't banned
Brenchilada: I demanded that they either remove my membership or ban the following words that link to my PI:
Will Wilson wild wildlife wildflower wildebeest wilt ma matter made man many manufactures make map maple and mad.
Debsaw never: how about mawkish maquiladoras maze malfunction and malaria?
Brenchilada: keep them coming, I will report those words as well. I would think of more myself, but I can't be bothered.
Jiz: need meself to start a new forum for the Wilma words? I can make it private.
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Post by Carmella on Oct 3, 2018 9:35:42 GMT
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Post by dawn on Oct 3, 2018 9:36:51 GMT
I had to edit in the last comment. I hit submit too quickly 😂
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Post by Carmella on Oct 3, 2018 9:41:10 GMT
just gold Dawn.  i'm just glad i finished tea before i read it otherwise i would of choked. |
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Post by figlet on Oct 3, 2018 10:21:57 GMT
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Post by pennybanger on Oct 3, 2018 10:56:21 GMT
Brenchilada: they went too far when they posted my picture
Grrracie: I thought you posted your picture?
Brenchilada: same difference, Grrracie. That's why I reported the thread. They can't get away with it. Now all my PI is out there and they all saved it. I will hear about it for the next 10 years.
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Post by joono on Oct 3, 2018 13:52:18 GMT
Your best yet Dawn. They are totally insane. I see bwrennie hasn't managed to get them to silence her yet. She might have to do it herself  |
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Post by maggiemay on Oct 3, 2018 22:27:59 GMT
wonderful, Dawn...."can't be bothered" sums her up totally
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Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
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Post by pepe on Oct 3, 2018 23:35:48 GMT
lucky you made it about the flintstones and not the simpsons coz... you know....
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Post by lyn on Oct 4, 2018 0:40:29 GMT
Well done again Dawn  |
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Post by dawn on Oct 4, 2018 10:27:00 GMT
~overheard~
"They r obscessed with u Brennie" by Jiz
They cant stop talking about you on dhs. dawn is in love with you and they keep baiting you!
Brenchilada: I'm not posting there anymore.
Grrracie: you should post on the garden thread and trash it!
Brenchilada: I reported them 436,143 times in three days. You think the mods will notice I'm trying to start a fight?
Jiz: mods r stoopid they want notice if u go in they're. I will go in their two.
Jiz: I'm there with you brennie 💓
(a random love song video)
Brenchilada: I did it. I ❤️ U Jiz!!!
Jiz: ur funny and cute and nice I see why they luv u
Jiz: ur sexy 2
Brenchilada: you liked my picture?
Jiz: dint see it but ur hot
Grrracie: good job brennie! Act nice as sugar and make the mods think you're a victim.
Grrracie: whoa Jiz, what's with the fizz? I thought I was your mizz?
Jiz: ur both cute. wanna 3sum? What's a 3sum is it got s&m can u teach me?
Grrracie: a "threesome" has three people screwing, lol.
Jiz: wanna?
Brenchilada: Jiz come back to the thread I need back up. They are all attacking me for no reason! I reported all the posts starting with Derb's tree picture. Funny that she just happens to have a taMArisk tree. It's obvious she's using my PI. They all know my PI.
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Post by figlet on Oct 4, 2018 13:08:15 GMT
 Too funny...all of it. "Grrracie: whoa Jiz, what's with the fizz? I thought I was your mizz?"
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I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
Posts: 4,200
Interests: Small semi controlled explosions
Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
Current Mood: tickettyboo thank ya very much
Sex: ummmmaaarrrrr thats ruuude!
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Post by pepe on Oct 4, 2018 13:10:08 GMT
this could have taken a much different turn  but it didn't  |
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Post by joono on Oct 4, 2018 14:05:17 GMT
 good job brennie! Act nice as sugar and make the mods think you're a victim.
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Post by Carmella on Oct 4, 2018 20:56:57 GMT
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Post by lyn on Oct 4, 2018 22:04:43 GMT
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Post by deb on Oct 4, 2018 23:05:32 GMT
Funny that she just happens to have a taMArisk tree. It's obvious she's using my PI. They all know my PI.
hahahahahah!
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Post by avatarcat on Oct 4, 2018 23:41:16 GMT
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