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Post by maggiemay on Aug 9, 2018 5:30:41 GMT
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Post by pennybanger on Aug 10, 2018 11:24:23 GMT
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Post by cydoniaquest on Aug 13, 2018 0:08:37 GMT
All I can think of is why?
Why did he cross?
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Post by maggiemay on Aug 13, 2018 0:43:08 GMT
he must have had a good reason, but alas, never to be revealed
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2018 3:02:17 GMT
he's nearsighted and wanted to read the political signs on the other side, lol!
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Post by pepe on Aug 13, 2018 7:50:44 GMT
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Post by joono on Aug 13, 2018 9:42:32 GMT
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Post by maggiemay on Aug 14, 2018 7:24:31 GMT
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Post by joono on Aug 14, 2018 7:35:10 GMT
 Good one Maggie
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Post by madara on Aug 14, 2018 8:07:22 GMT
Maggies picture made me think of Betty.
Years ago i had an elderly lady ring here on Sunday nights regularly asking "is that you Bill ? and i would say ''no , you likely had a wrong number , what number did you call ?''
Betty then rattled off my number (she told me she was Betty ) and we chatted a little and ended the call . The next sunday Betty rang again , and asked for Bill again (bill was her son ).
rather than be abrupt i started a conversation with her for a few hours and it turned out i knew the town she lived in having lived there myself (Barossa Valley ) .
she had lost contact with Bill a few years prior to this and i attempted to track him down without luck , this usually means a person doesn't want 'finding ' .
Betty rang for about 4 years of sundays and we talked grapes , martin luther .. pretentious twats from tanunda and the smell from the winery . she doesn't ring anymore , which is good because i ran out of topics .
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Post by joono on Aug 14, 2018 8:10:15 GMT
Aaawwwww thats really nice of you Madara. Poor lady, but at least she had you.
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Post by madara on Aug 14, 2018 8:20:47 GMT
well all of my aunts are either dead or mad and she had a very similar accent to them , a distinctive SA womens voice of the era . Margaret mead liked it too .
besides , what do you say ? piss off you crazy old bat ? i only speak like that when pushed by the usual suspects .
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Post by maggiemay on Aug 14, 2018 8:25:22 GMT
you could have said you were Bill, he might have been in her will  |
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Post by madara on Aug 14, 2018 8:50:26 GMT
I would have been happy with a piece of Barossa german furniture , they made biedermeier inspired painted dressers and so on ( a lot of it went to the states during the Pennsylvania Dutch boom , but don't tell anyone )
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Post by joono on Aug 15, 2018 23:23:55 GMT
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Post by deb on Aug 15, 2018 23:47:10 GMT
jobs that will disappear... interesting
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Post by Carmella on Aug 16, 2018 8:23:43 GMT
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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Post by duffy on Aug 16, 2018 9:01:56 GMT
lol Carmella.
LOL Joono I often think of things that will be left for all to see when I die. The browser history would probably be the most damning haha.
Deb, that was interesting. The future is now. And it will end up we can't tell humans from AI and they will take over. lol. Just jokes climate change will get us first.
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Post by maggiemay on Aug 18, 2018 0:16:04 GMT
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Post by maggiemay on Aug 18, 2018 0:19:13 GMT
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Post by maggiemay on Aug 18, 2018 0:20:54 GMT
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Post by duffy on Aug 18, 2018 0:24:29 GMT
LOL Maggie.
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Post by duffy on Aug 18, 2018 0:25:31 GMT
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Post by maggiemay on Aug 18, 2018 0:32:36 GMT
the trump genes are strong in that family
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Post by duffy on Aug 18, 2018 0:37:40 GMT
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Post by Carmella on Aug 18, 2018 22:14:13 GMT
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.
The three men had always done everything together!!!!!
Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”
The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.
Gary looked at the body and said, “Yup he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”
The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”
Gary said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”
“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.
Yup, I’ve never seen ‘em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, “Here comes Bubba with them two assholes!
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Post by joono on Aug 19, 2018 1:26:51 GMT
 I wasn't expecting that.
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Post by cydoniaquest on Aug 19, 2018 1:36:16 GMT
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Post by cydoniaquest on Aug 19, 2018 1:40:24 GMT
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Post by pennybanger on Aug 19, 2018 3:42:02 GMT
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