FUNNY POSTS THREAD

i couldn't breathe, i was laughing so hard,lol! she's got my vote for DH poster of the year, for sure!
now, i know this thread is based on DH posts, but i thought all of you would like this one, from the []...
"Today I decided to make Mr. Fabulous a pumpkin pie (he would rather have the pie than a birthday cake......although I notice he never lets a cake get stale).

......ever have one of "those days" where nothing goes according to plan?

1. Found out that I only had a small can of pumpkin instead of the bigger "Libbys" type can.......& only a deep dish pie pan. However....I did have a small butternut squash sitting in the kitchen since Nov. So, I ended up baking the squash, mashing it & adding it to the canned pumpkin.



2. No vanillia extract (not looking, I grabbed what I thought was vanilla....but was in fact peppermint extract.Smiley SurprisedSmiley Tongue). Thank God the coffee had kicked in by then & I noticed the label BEFORE I added it to the filling,

Well, I ended up using some Amaretto instead of vanilla extract (hey, the extract has alcohol in it).Smiley WinkSmiley Very Happy I think of it as a more "refined" pie filling than the one that has bourbon.

......& makes "licking the bowl" a bit more fun.Smiley Wink



3. The Pillsbury pie crust did not turn out like usual. I "blind baked" the crust so it wouldn't be soggy....& when I took it out of the oven, it had a 2" long split in the center of the bottom. Safe to say that due to my rather "unladylike" language, there will be a slight sulfur smell in the kitchen for awhile.Smiley Mad I had to find a way to seal that hole (so the filling stayed in the pie shell).......I ended up "troweling" a layer of peanut butter over the hole, then added the filling.



4. The last straw....you know how you put some aluminum foil on the piecrust rim, so it doesn't get too brown? Well, mine drooped over & touched the top of the pie....& when I took it off, it stuck.

More swearing......I really need to keep a can of Febreeze in that kitchen to kill that sulfur.

I managed to "trowel" that area of the pie to smooth it (still a bit "jiggly"). Thank God for Redi Whip, a quick "spritz" on the top of the pie took care of everything the troweling didn't fix. That was after it cooled off, I left it to cool on top of the stove burner because the way the day was going, I figured I'd trip while moving the pie to the counter & do a "face plant" in it.



Oh, and.......5. I ended up with too much filling. I ended up baking it in a small dish sitting in a "water bath" (like custard). Since the "gout diet from Helsinki" won't let me eat pie crust, that's mine.



Despite everything....Mr. Fabulous has killed a quarter of the pie, & kinda likes the peanut butter with the pumpkin (I didn't tell him about the amaretto).

I have a new found resepct for Sara Lee & Marie Callander."

sockits - hide and seek champions 2018

Poster of the year?
It's only the beginning of February!

Having read the supposed threats by the liar that she would post screenies of reporting I feel compelled to say something.

I am sure she can speak for herself but as she is not here, that tweet of Karen's was a teaset. It was directed at others on Twitter. She had just re-joined after being maliciously reported off Twitter, a hard thing to do as it is not like ebay, but the ferals achieved it. Her words had nothing to do with any forums or group reporting.

The second 'screenie' of supposed group reporting looks like it is a collage of various posts taken from the forum which was discovered where some ebayers were plotting and rejoicing in their reporting and plonked alongside a twitter avatar. A lot of work to try to condemn others with what they do themselves. It does not take a genius to see that the 'dots' are all out of place, that there have been responses removed (blank next to dots) and the context does not flow.

And kate is still insisting that we were all dumped off ebay because of malicious reporting. In the early days one person I know (he was a gentle soul but did frequently report one of the top sellers on ebay), got a sanction for it, learned his lesson and never did it again but I have never known anyone else who got sanctioned, let alone barred permanently for doing it.

I know I shouldn't have to say it but those I posted along side were never part of planning or group reporting, never. It serves their purpose to say that so it covers their own admissions of dobbing. Sorry to rehash old stuff but some things just can't be left as if the truth.

prim the way i look at it is even if you guys did organise reporting - so what? its years ago, its history, who cares?

this is a different time, a different place, a different set of rules - shit may or may not have happened, it can't be changed and pretty much everyone has moved on from that time

This is true Pepe, but we didn't, and that's a fact.

They are pathetic creatures.  They won't stop trying to bring shit up for the next 10 years too.

i'm not saying don't defend yourselves - you have every right to do that.

those who want to believe the stories will say they believe it no matter what proof there is to the contrary

For what it's worth-

When I came back to posting, I didn't have a mindset that I would like one faction over the other.

Everyone was on equal footing.
I honestly did like Jimmy, for instance. When I read the biffs I didn't take sides - there's always two sides to every story.


I don't believe a word any of them post. Not about their current lives, not about what happened in board wars, none of it.

I'm not saying people shouldn't defend themselves (((prim))), I guess I'm trying to say that the only people believing any of it are their own selves.
Columbine and I came on about the same time. Columbine doesn't post at CR, I imagine she doesn't like any of them, I imagine she backed herself into a corner (acorn er) when people thought she could be Kate. Instead of getting over it, she has chosen The Side Of The Stupid. But if you notice, she doesn't defend them.
Stay on point and quit rambling Dawn!
Point is, they are but a few people bonded because of their lies and hatred. No one in their right mind believes them about anything.

Columbino did join CR, Dawn.. she went there to ask for help with something forum related... She also posted on there a bit when grace was on a major flou.. Grace spent every minute of her flou, reading comments on sockit and then making related anti-sockit post on CR.. with Col (and others) agreeing with what she posted.

Col also got stuck in to Truthpick on CR .. showing her intolerance for transgender people.. she (Col) then stopped posting there. She seems to need to have someone to target where ever she posts.


Dawn wrote:


Point is, they are but a few people bonded because of their lies and hatred. No one in their right mind believes them about anything.

Agree with that. They haven't made any inroads on DH, making US friends. Mainly because of their ' you can't be friends with sockits or join their forum and be friends with us' childish attitude.


(graceLEss sucks up to j/law and he needs all the friends he can get)... Aussie posters that aren't jozos have no time for them.

i think she used to post on the aussie boards - had a little dog of some sort.
she was always nice

Figlet, I am glad you could remember that she wasn't around so therefore has no idea of history or what happened and is just pathetic to be trolling on what others have said. It is all so almost unbelievable and it goes on and on and on.

I don't know their lives but it really does seem that they rely solely on forums and a need to make hate filled posts as their entertainment.

It really bothers me to know that a bodgied up screenie of Donna's, supposedly of us planning to report, upset Skwerl. I really liked her and I never knew why she stopped interacting. Now I know. That is sad. I didn't see the screenie Joz is referring to but I know it was a made up screenie because we did not do it. And another thing. None of us had multiple IDs....another myth that grows along the years.

I'm still waiting on Jimmy's proof of where I work, the desk photo and I think there was more proof that I would "change" if he posted his findings.
He is full of hot air, to be sure.
Sometimes I want to say he is a purple giraffe and I have proof... he won't get it, though.


Announcement: I love love love shiny2. I've not laughed that loud in months.

Poll idea:

Alcohol
Pills
Pot
Coke
Meth
Heroine

(More than one vote allowed)
I would pick alcohol and pills. Possibly hydro, Valium or xanax.
I'm leaning towards xanax because if you take it with alcohol it can put you in an angry mood instead of a relaxed one.

Definitely not pot. If it was pot induced she'd be posting about cheetos in between.

She said she was on doctor prescribed stilnox but I'm not sure I believe her.  I think it's just alcohol or some other addiction because otherwise you'd stop taking that medication knowing what it does to you.