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Post by figlet on Jul 24, 2018 3:44:25 GMT
🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 24, 2018 8:40:07 GMT
"Vestibule twin" 
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Post by lyn on Jul 24, 2018 10:57:42 GMT
Dawn you are the funniest wittiest person I have come across in years you make my day. I've just been reading in DH and I have sore ribs and tears from laughing  |
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Post by dawn on Jul 24, 2018 15:35:11 GMT
"Vestibule twin" Thank you!! I didn't think anyone would notice. 🤣 |
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Post by figlet on Jul 25, 2018 3:43:10 GMT
 Keep those ears to the ground, Dawn.... the material you have to work with just gets better and better.
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deb
Keating recalling Morrison passing around coal in QT calls him "ä fossil in a baseball cap""
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Post by deb on Jul 25, 2018 6:58:23 GMT
poor kate, I see she's still trying to discredit Dawn .. And she's still got nothing
How many days is it now?
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Post by figlet on Jul 25, 2018 7:28:52 GMT
5 days! Penny and Dawn are very talented (rhymes, parodies etc)... jozos are not.. get over it whiner jozies  |
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deb
Keating recalling Morrison passing around coal in QT calls him "ä fossil in a baseball cap""
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Post by deb on Jul 25, 2018 7:30:56 GMT
Kate must be jealous of Dawn's witty sense of humour
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Post by figlet on Jul 25, 2018 7:38:23 GMT
Yes, certainly looks that way.
Kale should be given the hypocrite hat to wear forever too.
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Post by joono on Jul 25, 2018 8:13:52 GMT
Kate must be jealous of Dawn's witty sense of humour Dawn is edgy |
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 25, 2018 8:31:07 GMT
I m madly envious of Dawn - she puts my talents to shame.  |
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 25, 2018 8:31:56 GMT
I might have to go away and write a poem - just to upstage her.
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Post by figlet on Jul 25, 2018 8:34:08 GMT
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Post by joono on Jul 25, 2018 8:42:30 GMT
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
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Post by pepe on Jul 25, 2018 8:50:08 GMT
there was a poster called dawn
who was the target of icy's scorn
she tried to cause strife
over that butchers knife
but ended up sad and forlorn
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Post by dawn on Jul 25, 2018 9:00:25 GMT
lol
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Post by figlet on Jul 25, 2018 9:40:19 GMT
:clap
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Post by dawn on Jul 25, 2018 11:24:39 GMT
Psssst Figlet chk pm @ ru
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Post by maggiemay on Jul 26, 2018 1:14:42 GMT
Dawn, the material for the next instalment is growing every day, good stuff
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Post by dawn on Jul 26, 2018 10:45:01 GMT
⚠️Warning ⚠️
The following parody contains explicit language and adult themes.
Viewer discretion is advised.
~overheard~
"I have actually removed myself from Kate's thread about Dawn's post (knives and vaginas)" by Sundance
I can't be associated with that filth.
The stupid smelly droopy clam came at me first with a big swinging dick. Soon she'll have to swallow her own snot. That pussy is ugly and a frightening thing.
Sticky: Joocie puss has a huge twat.
Cujo: Fartlick (should) do (herself) a favor and get some real dick. (She'd) be on (her) knees in minutes.
Kate: not without peanut butter anyway honey lol
Jiz: no self-respecting bloke would fuck her. Pity she needs a good one. (She should) plug that cake hole with a cock or something. Most of the bitches (there) haven't seen a cock in 10 years I bet.
Sundance: Cocksuckitsisters (are) massive stupid fucking bitch(es). Old frustrated Nancy boy fag rats. Twat central fagfucker(s). Clam wipes. Cat paws. Rotten dripping thing(s).
Jiz: I don't want those wrinkled lips wrapped around my cock. Wrap your lips around my cock figmouth. Now go dream about mouthing my cock or something gee. Bet (she) feels the right cock now.
Cujo: (she) sound(s) as stupid as shiteater desperate for some cock, too.
Sticky: gaping hole - go fuck yourself with a cactus. A real big one.
Sweets: I thought it was a man's ankle
Jiz: kind a looks like an old sleazy fag.
Sundance: more like the fat balding old fag(s) that they are. Old shriveled dick, tell your mistress its hurting you too much. That's what she likes. She gets off on it. Fuck (them) and the stick up (their) ass(es).
Kate: certain suckits may wish for more butter
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Post by dawn on Jul 26, 2018 11:05:01 GMT
Ok ok ok
I feel terrible about this.
15 minutes later and I'm wrestling with my conscience.
The parody above is not original or creative. I admit to being lazy and plagiarizing.
I read it again. It's not funny at all. Just pure plagiarism with sentence structure changes. I ripped the Jozos off.
😞
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
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Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
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Sex: ummmmaaarrrrr thats ruuude!
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Post by pepe on Jul 26, 2018 11:21:40 GMT
you totally nailed them.
if only you hadn't shunned society and fled to the outskirts of civilisation with your dogs you could have been a sitcom writer
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Post by dawn on Jul 26, 2018 12:40:07 GMT
But I didn't!
I just copied a bunch of their posts and put it into format.
The words written are attributed to each poster who is responsible for them.
The only words changed had a (parentheses) on them. That was done so the sentence would read with proper grammar and structure.
Otherwise, it's all just plagiarism.
I'll do better next time.
It's rough here, being a social outcast with webbed toes and a fugitive. I took the easy way out this time....
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pepe
I'm so glad that we at this board are special, not like other boards. You are all wonderful.
Posts: 4,201
Interests: Small semi controlled explosions
Location: Ahhhh the serenity!!!
Current Mood: tickettyboo thank ya very much
Sex: ummmmaaarrrrr thats ruuude!
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Post by pepe on Jul 26, 2018 12:54:24 GMT
bad dawn!
bad bad!
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 26, 2018 12:56:03 GMT
Well colour me gobsmacked! As I was reading through it I felt a bit uncomfortable. I was thinking, Dawn, this is not nearly as subtle or funny as your previous efforts, it's just a stream of obscenities. Then I came to the end where you explained you were actually quoting them verbatim. O! M! G! And they have the gall to accuse you of writing filth.
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Post by dawn on Jul 26, 2018 13:19:22 GMT
The reviews just came in. Worse than I thought.
What do I expect after such blatant plagiarism?
Rotten Sticky Tomatoes 🍅 8%
"This tote bag of Thailand needs more cactus. Disappointing at best".
Fckxster Today 🍿31%
"Unfckn believable. Worst fckn abuse of fckn English."
Brenchilada & Gracie @ the parodies 👎 👎👎👎
"Who said what to who is on first? I don't know. Third base. Hard to follow."
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Post by dawn on Jul 26, 2018 13:20:25 GMT
I will never be able to live this down.
I might be shunned from dhs.
😢😢😢😢😢
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Post by dawn on Jul 26, 2018 13:40:14 GMT
It seems only fair that I should be hacked ~
Dawn's Diary 7/26/18
Dear diary,
Why oh why did I plagiarize the Jozo posts? Truth is, I was being lazy.
My swollen puffy tree trunk man ankles make me feel apathetic towards giving it my best when creating parodies.
Now that I cheated, the whole world is against me. My biggest fear is that irishlass will dump me as her new bff.
I think I blew it with Pepe. I had a good thing going but I got too confident. I miss her salty foods. Sad face.
If I can't get things going with Irish, I have Joey on the back burner. She says she has access to flowbees. Not a bad situation at all if Irish cuts me off.
I hope I can overcome this last parody. I talked to the dog pack and they think I can.
I will probably contact civilization next month. There is a doctor coming to this part of the isolated world who specializes in curing webbed feet. If I can remember how to speak, I will go see him.
It's hard to remember how to speak out loud when you haven't seen another human being in 4 years, 2 months, 1 week, 9 hours, 44 minutes and 16 seconds- not that I've been keeping track.
Dogs are so much easier to communicate with.
They don't even care that I sometimes end my sentences with prepositions.
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Post by pennybanger on Jul 26, 2018 13:43:36 GMT
I will never be able to live this down. I might be shunned from dhs. 😢😢😢😢😢 Nah, you'll go down as a legend in the anals of DHS history.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2018 21:06:58 GMT
WHAT??? i thought i was the ONLY anal in DHS history??? who are the others??? i'm crushed.... |
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